I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
