Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
My life is pants optional.
I think I just sharted jello shots
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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