i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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