I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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