y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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