I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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