the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
he told me I talked like a deaf person
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You ate ashes out of my bong
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I'm always down for nudity.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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