ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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