Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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