put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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