I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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