Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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