Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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