The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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