i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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