How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Why are your pants in the freezer?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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