your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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