I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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