You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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