let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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