Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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