its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
He uses pillows to masturbate.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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