wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I intend to get homeless drunk
The police scanner is talking about you again....
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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