you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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