They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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