"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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