Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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