Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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