You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
only if we run a train.
done.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Randomize
