Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He felt like a one man threesome
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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