her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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