yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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