i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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