it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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