He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I AM VODKA MAN
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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