So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We have started to decorate penises.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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