I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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