Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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