i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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