U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
When are your genitals available?
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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