one might say we're banned from that church
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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