Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
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