i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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