watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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