Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry nf6499 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(757): View more from Virginia

I have demons in me.

Fav 12 1303 1803
share tweet
(443): View more from Maryland

How is it? Sketchville?

(1-443): View more from Maryland

cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness

Fav 4 1885 739
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(330): View more from Ohio

he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.

Fav 20 6457 1281
share tweet
(614): View more from Ohio

I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.

Fav 8 1553 3480
share tweet
(269): View more from Michigan

He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.

Fav 21 5851 2192
share tweet
(217): View more from Illinois

Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"

Fav 3 2542 1087
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(203): View more from Connecticut

Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.

Fav 3 517 1683
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

it was an ACCIDENT

(734): View more from Michigan

it was a DICK

Fav 1 47 12
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(217): View more from Illinois

I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?

Fav 0 104 13
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT