I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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