Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
It's blow job season.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize