I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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