Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
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