Do vagina's smell?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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