remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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