so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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