During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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