ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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