So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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