just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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