So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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