she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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